Art: From Little General to Big Problem: How Napoleon Crowned Himself King of the World (or Tried To)

Once upon a time, a scrappy little Corsican named Napoleon Bonaparte decided that being First Consul just wasn’t enough. Nope. Titles like “hero” or “savior of the Republic” sounded too much like something you could lose at halftime. Napoleon wanted something permanent, something shiny. So what does he do? He grabs a gold leaf wreath, swipes a scepter, and basically cosplays as Caesar. Hence we get “Napoléon Ier en costume du Sacre”, painted in 1805 by François Gérard — a man who knew how to make tyranny look like a GQ cover shoot.

François Gérard, for those keeping score at home, was the artist you called when you needed to look good enough to rewrite constitutions. A student of Jacques-Louis David (the Beyoncé of Revolutionary art), Gérard perfected the fine art of painting your favorite dictator in a way that made him seem both godlike and ready for a cologne ad. Gérard gave Napoleon this dazzling portrait, glammed up in white satin, crimson velvet, and enough gold embroidery to wallpaper the Louvre. It was all calculated. You weren’t supposed to see a man who clawed his way to power—you were supposed to see destiny in a fur-trimmed bathrobe.

And yet, let’s not kid ourselves. This was a costume party of the most dangerous kind.

The historical context? Simple: Napoleon had just made himself Emperor after charming, bullying, and shooting his way through Europe. He even dragged Pope Pius VII to Paris for the coronation, only to snatch the crown and slam it on his own head — because when it comes to narcissism, why let God have the last word? Gérard’s portrait captures this new reality: one man, standing alone, swathed in symbols of legitimacy he bestowed upon himself, daring anyone to challenge the theater he just made real.

Here’s the uncomfortable meaning staring back at us: autocrats don’t announce themselves with jackboots and evil laughs. They show up draped in honor, wreathed in tradition, and holding scepters. They redefine reality through sheer pageantry — and they dare you not to clap.

In 1805, people gazed at this painting and saw an emperor.

Today, if we’re not careful, we’ll look around and see a hundred more — dressed differently, but wearing the same smug grin under different crowns.

So the real question is: How long will it take before we stop mistaking costumes for character?

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