You walk into the gallery. Your feet hurt. Your soul hurts. And then you see him: a man puffing his cheeks like a dying accordion, squeezing what appears to be a wine bota filled with angry bees. That, my friend, is a bagpipe—and this is The Piper by Robert Ryland Kearfott, America’s answer to, well, someone who would rather paint Europe.
Let’s start with the artist. Kearfott (1875–1951) was born in Virginia, which already gives him a deeply complex relationship with progress, boots, and banjos. He was a Southern gentleman who dabbled in portraiture, genre scenes, and the kind of regional nostalgia that makes Civil War reenactors weep into their mustache wax. But instead of painting tobacco barns and lost causes, here he’s gone full Francophile, slapping us with a scene straight out of 19th-century Brittany: cobbled streets, stoic drinkers, and two musicians who look like they’ve been playing the same wedding for 43 years straight.
The central figure—the titular piper—has cheeks like grapefruits and fingers like sausages. He clutches his bagpipe like it owes him money. His partner in crime, a wizened hobbit with a double-reed instrument and a thousand-yard stare, looks like he’s been smoking something stronger than Galoises. Behind them? A crowd of Breton dancers, oblivious to the melancholy bleeding out of this folk duo like so much warm cider.
So what’s going on here?
Well, this is no cheerful pub scene. It’s not a quaint postcard. This is a funeral dirge for tradition, disguised as a Saturday market. Kearfott isn’t just documenting Breton life—he’s freezing it, taxidermying it for American audiences who will never step foot outside of Peoria. It’s the cultural equivalent of buying a bottle of French wine and mispronouncing “terroir.”
Here, Kearfott gives us the grim reality of being a vessel for heritage in a world that’s already halfway through its second jazz record. These men are not happy. They are relics—auditory fossils in hats big enough to qualify as medieval architecture.
And yet there’s humor here, if you look for it. It’s in the exaggerated poses. It’s in the fact that one of the musicians appears to be judging us with every wrinkled fiber of his being. Kearfott seems to say: “Here lies tradition. It plays on, whether you clap or not.” And maybe it’s funny, maybe it’s sad, but it’s definitely a mood.
So here’s the question:
What happens when you’re the last one still playing the tune—and everyone else is dancing to something else entirely?
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