There are albums you put on to fall in love. Albums you put on to fall asleep. And then there are albums like Animals, which you put on when the world feels like a stale cigarette you can’t quite flick out the window. This is not a record you listen to. This is a record that grinds its heel into your ribs and mutters, “Welcome to the machine… again.” Released in 1977, Pink Floyd’s Animals is what happens when a band of millionaire art-rockers try to wage class warfare through a 17-minute guitar solo. It’s bleak. It’s brilliant. It’s bloated. And it’s just caustic enough to taste like truth.
The Concept That Bit Its Tail
Animals didn’t walk into the world; it snarled its way out of 1970s Britain like a mutt bred in Thatcher’s shadow. The country was in economic freefall, punk was crawling out of the gutters with safety pins in its cheeks, and Pink Floyd—who had built empires on melancholy and moonbeams—decided to drop the dreamscapes and go for the throat. Roger Waters, who by now had fully seized the Floydian throne like some Shakespearean usurper with a bass guitar, decided that Animal Farm needed an update. Orwell took down Stalin. Waters took down everybody else—bankers, politicians, consumers, himself.
The concept, if you can call it that, is thin but lethal: society reduced to three classes of beasts—dogs (predatory capitalists), pigs (corrupt elites), and sheep (everyone getting sheared). Waters, bitter and boiling, rewrote two older Floyd tracks, welded them to this fable, and stapled on two acoustic lullabies like emotional gauze pads. The whole thing is Orwell by way of Taxi Driver. It’s less a cohesive narrative than a manifesto in 4/4 time.
Britannia Row and the Sound of Decay
To build this barnyard of the damned, Floyd moved into their new studio, Britannia Row—a converted church hall in Islington that smelled like mildew, drywall, and silent resentment. Gilmour, soon to be a dad, was busy playing “Dogs” in the delivery room. Wright, once the band’s harmonic soul, was so sidelined he may as well have been taking lunch orders. Only Waters seemed to thrive, barking lyrics with the zeal of a revolutionary pamphleteer who also happened to drive a BMW.
Engineer Brian Humphries brought a crisp but industrial edge to the sessions, and it shows—Animals sounds like it was recorded inside a power station because, well, it practically was. The instruments crunch, the synths hiss, and the drum kit has the emotional texture of wet cement. Mason’s rhythms clank more than swing. It’s all deeply intentional—and deeply uncomfortable. There are fewer moments of beauty here than on any Floyd album before or since, and that’s the point. This is not Dark Side of the Moon. This is the part after the eclipse, when the sun never comes back.
The Tracks: A Symphony of Contempt
“Pigs on the Wing (Part One)” – A lovely, 90-second acoustic prologue that feels like an old friend pulling up a chair… only to whisper, “You’re doomed.” Waters offers a glimpse of compassion—his new relationship with Carolyne Anne Christie flickering behind the lyrics—but it’s a tiny flame in a wind tunnel.
“Dogs” – Seventeen minutes of corporate nihilism set to the sound of a machine learning how to cry. Co-written and sung largely by Gilmour, this is the album’s technical masterpiece: a prog-blues epic full of men who smile with knives, fake their lives, and eventually drown in pools of their own bile. There’s a dog’s life, and then there’s this. Highlights include Gilmour’s brutal solos, Waters’ robotic voice filter, and enough time changes to break your metronome.
“Pigs (Three Different Ones)” – This track is the Have a Cigar of the animal kingdom, if the cigar was dipped in acid and smoked through a dictator’s nostril. Funky, sarcastic, and dripping with venom, Waters goes full Orwellian preacher here, naming names—most notably moral crusader Mary Whitehouse, who is absolutely roasted. The pig snorts are back-masked synths. The bass growls. The guitars squeal. It’s not subtle—and it’s glorious.
“Sheep” – Welcome to the slaughter. The electric piano intro (played hauntingly by Wright, who received zero credit for it—nice) lulls you into pastoral calm before the sheep rebel in a bloody, bass-thumping uprising. The satirical Psalm 23 in the middle is both hilarious and horrifying. The sheep rise. They kill. And then they go back to grazing. Late-stage capitalism in four verses.
“Pigs on the Wing (Part Two)” – We’re back to the lover’s lullaby. After forty minutes of metaphorical bloodshed, Waters croons again—an exhausted shepherd who’s realized love might be the only fence worth mending.
Panned, Punked, and Resurrected
At release, Animals was treated like the weird cousin who showed up to Thanksgiving with a shaved head and a hammer. Critics were baffled or bored. Rolling Stone’s Frank Rose called it “tedious.” Punk rockers took aim—Johnny Rotten famously vandalized a Floyd shirt (even if he secretly liked them). But Animals didn’t care. It didn’t want to be liked. It wanted to be right.
In the years since, its reputation has clawed upward. Today, Animals is seen as one of Floyd’s most daring and relevant works—angrier than The Wall, less ethereal than Wish You Were Here, and entirely without the polish of Dark Side. It’s the punk Floyd record, the protest Floyd record, the pissed-off middle finger to the entire Western socioeconomic apparatus… in surround sound.
The 2022 remix, after years of Waters-vs-Gilmour trench warfare, sharpens the details without smoothing the edges. It’s like scrubbing grime off a rusted blade: you still get cut.
All the Best Beasts Are Ugly
Animals is not a comfortable album. It’s a necessary one. It has the elegance of an exposed nerve and the tenderness of a molotov cocktail. Four out of five stars—not because it’s flawless, but because it knows it’s not. And that honesty, in the end, is what makes it a masterpiece. It’s Pink Floyd at their most politically naked and musically vicious. Sometimes, when the world feels rigged, when the headlines read like funeral hymns, when the wolves smile and the pigs laugh—this is the record you want playing in the background.
Just be sure to count your sheep before you sleep.
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